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• british: american people are so annoying
• chinese: american people are so annoying
• mexicans: american people are so annoying
• french: american people are so annoying
• americans: we are so annoying
• canadians: I fucking love maple syrup

peetatoast:

finnickless:

relevant

accurate

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• me (surprised): omg
• me (amused): omg
• me (angry): omg
• me (sad): omg
• me (nostalgic): omg
• me (annoyed): omg
• me (scared): omg

Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?

sodamnrelatable:

( ) Because we have no social life.

( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.

(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.

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I’m in love with an idiot who can’t spell his own name right. *facepalms

• me: does 5 situps
• me: where are my abs

• if i was a doctor
• hot guy: i sprained my wrist
• me: okay take off your underwear

funniest10k:

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That awkward moment when you’re sitting and eating with friends and someone says something disgusting & everyone is like “eeeeww, I don’t want to eat anymore” and you’re like this:

sodamnrelatable:

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lolsofunny:

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